Really, People Who Approach Others To Ask If They Have Any Drugs, Then Proceed, Upon Receipt Of An Answer Of “No,” To Insinuate The Askèd Are Either Lying, Or Probably Drug-Users Regardless?
Most of us that have been out there in the world someplace at some time know this exchange only too well:
Accusatory Druggie: Hey man, what’s up?
Self: Oh, uhh, hey.
Accusatory Druggie: Listen, man, got any weed?
Self: No man, sorry.
Accusatory Druggie: Know where I can get some, man?
Self: No man, sorry. Never touch it.
Accusatory Druggie: Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh Rrrrrriiiiiiiiiight! [to nobody in particular] This guy totally smokes weed! You know he does!
First of all, shut up. Second, get out of my face. Third, to whom are you even talking right now? You smell too bad to have an entourage of even one other person. Fourth, what reason would I have to lie to you about this? Fifth, Really?
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