Really, rude girl in the audience during my short presentation?
I’ve been a guest speaker exactly once, and, thanks to you, I’ve wanted to punch someone in the audience 100% of the time. Yeah, I’m sure whatever was in the crack between the ceiling and the wall to your left was much more interesting than anything I had to say, and certainly nothing to write home about compared to your comment during break that AMISTAD was cool because it “turned out to be a real movie” (clever and timely).
We’re all impressed by your trendy longer-in-front-than-in-back haircut and everything, but when you sigh loudly as I explain something you’ll never understand, it just announces to the otherwise very receptive audience that you don’t care about your current dullard status.
So, in conclusion, please go to the back of the room and open a window, as it’s a bit warm in here. Also, fall out when you’re done.
Really.
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