Really, mysterious island in the South Pacific?
You’re going to spare no cost to mystify us for years about your timing and location, only to tell us in season four that you just fluctuate time randomly and you move like a big houseboat? Would you like to send J. J. Abrams over to poop under my couch while I’m not home for good measure?
Really?
(NOTICE: This post may have contained spoilers.)
